I'm sure your BMW is giving you plenty of use chauffeuring around your pink dress shirts, grey slacks and penny loafers to the business parking lot, inbetween trips to the bars at 2am where you spend your night desperately trying to convince yourself that the posessions you own and your sense of sarcasm and wit ultimately amount to something meaningful in an existence punctuated by long lonely periods under fluorescent lighting, slaving away at a CAD platform alongside other sallow people, in a desperate bid for an equity stake in the end. Really, it's worth it. We promise. Your beemer made your eCock and wristwatch twice as large as the subaru once did. It shows.
I must be right about the jeep.....
My ecock has always been large regardless of vehicle. Lately, I'm too busy "slaving away at a
CAD platform" to formulate witty threads/retorts on unysoc. So, I throw out transgressive
statements to keep the forum alive.
"you are not what you own"
You can clown on my choice of cars and clothes but don't misconstrue why.
If i had no possessions I'd still be an asshole with even more time to
enlarge my ecock. Financial freedom is from sound decision making. Its a reward for years of low paying go nowhere jobs, and college. I work hard for everything I have and Im very happy.
I didn't buy my 14 yr old car for "status" thats just rediculous. I would've atleast got a 5series lol
Im not going to argue the merrits of the e36m3, you know its a good car.
dont forget the spare dress shirts and shoes so i can stay fly, "you can learn how to dress by jocking my fresh"