There's too much bullshit in this thread to reply to directly now, so for me it ends at: This car makes sense for Toyota/Scion. Not for Subaru. If you like it, by all means go buy it. Remember Saab's 9-2x Aero ? They were giving those things away, because they didn't mesh with Saabs typical audience. Label branding has a big influence on sales. Why is this venture in joint design/manufacturing any different ? Tell me.
To anyone bitching about: "Why are we debating about a car that doesn't even have firm specs yet blah blah blah ?" Because..., the manufacturer(s) of the car are the ones putting the information out there for potential buyers to see... Bringing it to AutoShows, talking to MotorTrend, etc. They WANT us to be talking about the car...pretty basic stuff here, really. The only thing is, they want us to be super excited about the car, and that's just not always the case.
I'm pretty sure I said that exact thing about Toyota vs Subaru as the primary sellers.
As for discussing, AGAIN, I didn't want to quell discussion, I wanted to stop the endless shit-storm of people claiming XYZ. I'll admit, there's patterns that point to bad things, but seeing as innovation (no, the ROFLSCOOB isn't really innovative, this is a general example) is, as Einstein put it, 5% inspiration and 95% perspiration... You never know. There's lots of stories of failures behind most successes.
In answer to your question:
When I was searching for my first car, I had three criteria it had to meet:
1. MANUAL. I had been driving our Roadmaster. Fun in a weird way, but not what I wanted (and the 15MPG didn't help).
2. NO FWD. I wanted RWD, but I recognized that as a new driver, RWD, snow, testosterone, not such a good combo. I left the possibility open, but it really didn't happen.
3. FUN. I bet I could have found something that hit the first two without being fun (pickups come to mind instantly), and I didn't want that. I knew if I had to haul shit, I still had the wagon, so I wasn't too worried about practicality. Although, I admit, now that I have had a 4-door, 5 seater... I know I wouldn't have liked my other choices.
At the time, I had 4k to spend. I had been looking for months, going through various ideas/possibilities. The first car I found and really wanted was a 94-ish 300ZX TT. He was letting it go for 6k, but I had managed to talk him down to 4. Unfortunately, work at the time decided to fuck up my paycheck and not pay me the extra I needed to get to 4k for another 5 weeks, so I lost that.
Next I was looking at Miatas. SOOOO many in my range, but for some reason I had never really wanted one...
Then I found my car. At the time, I was a Rally enthusiast, but it was by no means a selling point to me. I'd've just as quickly had a Corvette as an EVO (I was even looking at a C4, too. In hindsight, thank God I didn't get that). But I saw, quite easily that this checked all three boxes and gave me some bonuses: great in snow, cheap, endlessly modifiable, good base to start working on my own car, and I later found out there was a great community, too.
So for me, my Subaru was right place, right time. Again in hindsight, I wouldn't've traded it for any of the others, either. It took my to a RallyX, got me into SCCA, and helped me meet some awesome people (and it convinced my dad to come with me to a track day at Monticello and get the Lotus he'd wanted for years). Plus, it's a blast to drive, if only because it's so raw it doesn't matter it's as fast as a tricycle. It's easy to work on, it's easy to toy with, it's, as people said, a Jack of all trades. However, at the time, oh yeah, the FRENDZ-S would have checked all those boxes EASILY.
Don't you ever put me in the same category as some know-nothing piece of shit ricer. I spent my days reciting lobe separation angles while you were busy playing Mario Kart.
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So, expert. YOU tell me what conclusions I SHOULD be drawing from the physical constraints of what's been revealed thus far.
Christ, again with the "expert" shit. I got it, you know more about cars than I do, and probably ever will. BUT THAT'S NOT ANYTHING NEAR WHAT I WAS GETTING ANNOYED ABOUT. I welcomed it, in fact, assuming
I would absolutely love to hear how people think it could have been done better, not just how "Subaru did it wrong."
If you used that experience to have suggested ways the WTFOMGBBQOYOTA could be improved with what it has, or listed ways it could have been done better, that'd be fine. (I do note you have done this, now. But when I wrote the original bit, it was still everybody dissing the thing and how every other maker, who's been doing this longer, will do it better. No, really?)
So I really wasn't trying to "get" you to draw any conclusions. I was trying to get you to either hold off on drawing conclusions until the thing has actually been produced, or use whatever conclusions you already had to speculate ways it could be improved, not ways it was destined to fail. If you truly felt that it was anyway, it would still be commendable to offer some insight that others could build on.
I wasn't putting in the same category as Hella, I was putting you at an opposite extreme from him (speculated anyway, since so far the only reason he crawled out of the woodwork was to pout at me).
Also. I never owned an N64. Or a NES, SNES, Dreamcast, Genesis, Playstation, PS2, PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, or even a windows PC until the last few years. So thank you for making more blanket statements about how much better you are than everyone younger than you at everything and how stupid I am for having been born many years after
your parents fucked! Yes I'm aware that is a personal attack, but seeing as you chose to attack me, I'll respond in kind. Stupid response, knee-jerk response, but I will, because this is ridiculous.
You know, I knew I would piss some people off, but this is fucking stupid. I was trying to direct the conversation away from needless complaining about how it's all wrong, to something at least possibly constructive. Yet, apparently, most people took it personally. I have no beef with anyone about how you feel about the BRO-Z, mkay? I know people who think ALL Subarus are over-hyped fanboi cars, or at least badly produced mixes of good and bad ideas (Styles? You out there?

). I was just hoping to see something more than endless yelling over what Subaru has done wrong, and how everything about the FUCT is stupid.
I'm losing interest with this. Until there's more info to build on, or the BurntRiceZhooter comes out, there really won't be much improvement, I don't think. Maybe then it'll be worth it to talk about it.