Speaking of flush, I dropped a giant 2-flush megashit this morning that let me take the lead in the office weight loss contest. That thought should cheer you all up.
I usually take one ever morning around 9am after the morning brew digested some. The other day I was looking in the toilet wondering how all of that crap was actually inside me.. It was an easy 3-5 pounds.
The downside to your company giving you notice about its potential shutdown in a few months, followed by a solid $$ freeze, followed by your boss getting let go, is that I can do what I want. I really don't report to anyone. The girl we officially report to is scared shitless of us. We have no money to move forward with any projects so there's 50% less work. we have very little work thus only 25% of the computers being utilized, thus 75% less people breaking stuff. The only actual work I did in my entire 8 hours yesterday was switching the backup tapes.
Sounds pretty nice, but its pretty fucking boring. Im usually taking 2 hour lunches with the lady and sometimes a round 2 in mid afternoon to pass the time. I really should just go home and work on the mr2 for a few hours then come back.