Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is....

[Malachoz]

Dan. Word.




No seriously though. I joined about a year ago and most of you know me. But over HALF of you don't realize OR FORGET what I do.

So allow me to refresh your memories...

I am a finance Director for a Nissan Dealership. I know my shit!!!

I have been in the business for 13 years. Ask Daryl....I helped him out big time and I did it ALL via phone. I don't have to sell you a car, nor do I care to, cuz frankly...we're all on here mostly looking for subarus. In the event you ever want a Nissan, hit me up.

Otherwise,
Carfax? I got you. Ask Daryl.
Information on financing? I got you
Best Rate you SHOULD get? I got you
Pretty much anything relating to car pricing, how to negotiate a deal, etc, if its worth buying car A vs car B which are identical, there are in different states...I got you!

Just hit me up if anything, I will always help out. Since there are no douche bags on here that I dislike, I will always help if you ask....with the exception of Daryl...he still owes me drinks and food. 

[TheBigChill]

 I have a rash that I just can't shake.  You got me ?

[hookedontronics]

 

[Kavik]

Dan Word?  I thought it was Dan Monroe  

   yeah, i bicker with this guy for my own amusement....but wise-ass fun aside he is good  

He found a way of getting financing for my gf when she couldn't get it herself.  Knew which lenders to talk to, what kinds of deals to expect, how to approach it for the best rate when 2 people would be listed on the loan (last loan she was approved for would only give it at some crazy like 16% rate IF she got a good co-signer, this loan is 5%  )

Without his tips and advice she'd still be putting around in her jetta 'till next year  


And you said food and drinks when you make it up this way, I didn't forget, you just don't like us enough to drive up to any meets apparently  

[Malachoz]

Dan Word?  I thought it was Dan Monroe 

   yeah, i bicker with this guy for my own amusement....but wise-ass fun aside he is good  

He found a way of getting financing for my gf when she couldn't get it herself.  New which banks to talk to, what kinds of deals to expect, how to approach it for the best rate when 2 people would be listed on the loan (last loan she was approved for would only give it at some crazy like 16% rate, this loan is 5%  )

Without his tips and advice she's still be putting around in her jetta till next year  


And you said food and drinks when you make it up this way, i didn't forget, you just don't like us enough to drive up to any meets apparently  

BAH!!!!! I like you just fine!

I don't like the two hour drive it would take to get there. Now that I have a semi-normal schedule...Saturday meets are ALWAYS out of the question. Though a sunday or possible weekday one on my day off may work in the future. But all in all, yeah, I intend on heading up once I have my new ride.

I have a rash that I just can't shake.  You got me ?

I have some Aveno in my desk? is it on your back, you can't reach it? I understand, I got you.

[STiPete]

Marked as spam.

Oh, and..

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?

[Holds up prize]
 
Second prize is a set of steak knives.

Third prize is you're fired.

[Malachoz]

Marked as spam.

Oh, and..

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?

[Holds up prize]
 
Second prize is a set of steak knives.

Third prize is you're fired.

lolol. Thats a great sales meeting. 

[spoolordie]

How Good Are You?












im breaking chops lol

[Malachoz]

How Good Are You?












im breaking chops lol

actually, I kinda suck. I'm just writing this to fuck around since I'm bored @ work.




































No really, in all seriousness. I am the Yoda of the car business

[TheBigChill]

Strong with this one, the force is.  Herh herh herh.

[spoolordie]

[Kavik]

LOL what is that, ":unamused: yoda"?   

[TheBigChill]

Yoda is easily amused not, young jedi.  Hmmmmmm.

[Kavik]

Back on topic we must get.  If to far of course we stray, I see chaos and madness to follow.  Corrupt us it will.....focus we must!








dear God, we're a bunch of geeks  

[Malachoz]

................


What have I done.

[Kavik]

................


What have I done.

it's called good advertising 
next time someone has a financing question they're going to remember that crazy thread where all those nerds were talking about yoda and they'll find their way back to you.  Very clever 

[Malachoz]

Uhm. I guess? lol.


I'm so bored at work I made this sign....

SIDE ONE




SIDE 2

[Kavik]

okay....that's pretty bad.  you might need help.

have you tried a bobble head by the keyboard? 

[Malachoz]

Do they have one of Tanner Foust so I can just repeatedly flick him in the face to keep myself occupied? 

[Kavik]

http://image.automobilemag.com/f/features/12349853+w440/0812_01_z+tanner_foust+portrait.jpg
plus
http://www.whoopassenterprises.com/
equals
Tanner Foust bobble head....if you want it that badly LOL

[Malachoz]

you know the bad part about it?

You actually found that....

[TheBigChill]

 Tanner bobble-headed his way into a new job....   

[Kavik]

   what can I say? google knows everything 

[TheBigChill]

 tEh iNtARWEBZ NEVAR LYZES

[Dreaded1]

Throw some numbers up behind Fousts picture and it looks like a mugshot. Shop that whilst bored at work.

did you say there are no douche bags on here? You must not have ever met Red Roof