Topic: New jack, thas wassup. (Read 5752 times)

HellaJDMRacingSuckcess · « **on:** March 25, 2011, 11:54:01 AM »

Yo, whut up. Ima new guy here, but strait up nown all ova da worlds. A raca, killa, winna, owna...all dat. Dont fawk around wit me.

I jus boght a 2010 Rex, and am doin some modz. I no a tune is what all deez crybabies sez is best for da car, but im thinkn that maybe if i jus toss a intake on it, turboXS rfl replica bov, homemade boost controlla, and fill up wit 87 octane, she run stronggg. Hell yea, lemme no what you bitches think. Fa da winz !!!

SideshowBob · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:57:23 AM »

IP Check, aisle 4

zeedeveel55 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:57:56 AM »

definitely do all of that plus 5k clutch dumps at every stop sign and stop light. you may want to try roll racing in school zones too. lol

HellaJDMRacingSuckcess · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:59:47 AM »

ohhhh, sonnn. Da winzz ! Yea, I B rac'n fa da kiddiezzz. 10 pointz if ya hit one wit asthma !!!

i jus flat foot da onez 'ta twoo's, evy block I meet kid.

HellaJDMRacingSuckcess · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:01:20 PM »

Quote from: SideshowBob on March 25, 2011, 11:57:23 AM

IP Check, aisle 4

dinnt you see "ima killa" !!! ?? IP check yo sef.

SideshowBob · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:06:31 PM »

Someone has too much time on their hands.

TheBigChill · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:07:29 PM »

For real ?

Nismonic · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:10:33 PM »

Quote from: HellaJDMRacingSuckcess on March 25, 2011, 11:54:01 AM

I jus boght a 2010 Rex, and am doin some modz. I no a tune is what all deez crybabies sez is best for da car, but im thinkn that maybe if i jus toss a intake on it, turboXS rfl replica bov, homemade boost controlla, and fill up wit 87 octane, she run stronggg. Hell yea, lemme no what you bitches think. Fa da winz !!!

That sounds like a great mod path. Once you throw those mods on you will be running with the big boyz.

Kavik · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:11:19 PM »

uhhhhhhhhh........

edit:
deleted at the threats of this 'killa'. I know his secret, but can't reveal without witness protection

Dreaded1 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:13:13 PM »

Seems legit

zeedeveel55 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:15:29 PM »

HellaJDMRacingSuckcess · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:42:48 PM »

who wanz ta race fa karmas ? Yut yut...im down

may B lata, my ma duke is caalin me ta do da dishes. howe else m i gonna get gas moniez ?

Bugeye Baru · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:43:14 PM »

Quote from: Kavik on March 25, 2011, 12:11:19 PM

deleted at the threats of this 'killa'. I know his secret, but can't reveal without witness protection

Gotta love his sense of humor though....and the patience to type out such horrible gibberish

Turbaru · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:47:14 PM »

Quote from: HellaJDMRacingSuckcess on March 25, 2011, 12:42:48 PM

who wanz ta race fa karmas ? Yut yut...im down

may B lata, my ma duke is caalin me ta do da dishes. howe else m i gonna get gas moniez ?

I be razn wit chew bit me STi kant hangs wit da intak, bov an ho-made boost kontrolla, pecially wit dat 87 o-tang. Chew gona be phast...

Kavik · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:53:07 PM »

Quote from: Bugeye Baru on March 25, 2011, 12:43:14 PM

patience to type out such horrible gibberish

that would take patience, but i smote him instead, just because lol

HellaJDMRacingSuckcess · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:56:00 PM »

Quote from: Turbaru on March 25, 2011, 12:47:14 PM

I be razn wit chew bit me STi kant hangs wit da intak, bov an ho-made boost kontrolla, pecially wit dat 87 o-tang. Chew gona be phast...

Ohhh, sunz... da tang... da tang got me straight pass'n kidz. I cruze by like Brrrrrr, pop, Fshhhhhhh, brrrrrrap. neva even no wha pazzed um... daa winzzzz !! idunno, if i can save nuff loot, or kash in mah coledge fund earli, may B ill get da up front mounted innercoolah. hellzz yeaa. an like, i'm sayn, i jus live da life one dayatatime, like vinny deez. one qurter mile atatime.

Brendin87 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:57:52 PM »

Congrats, you just gave me a headache

hookedontronics · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:59:11 PM »

hahahaha

Flatbrimmer

TheBigChill · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:59:57 PM »

I want him to be my life coach. Now.

spoolordie · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2011, 01:36:14 PM »

this is a good joke

TheBigChill · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2011, 01:45:19 PM »

He's seems real. And seems to keep it real...

Nismonic · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:06:14 PM »

Quote from: TheBigChill on March 25, 2011, 01:45:19 PM

He's seems real. And seems to keep it real...

Indeed. Just when I thought brims couldn't get any flatter... this guy shows up and blows my mind

SideshowBob · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:10:01 PM »

I think he is actually reverse curving his brim.

TheBigChill · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:19:43 PM »

^ Defying the laws of Brotato ? !

I pulled this from his Facebook page:

Anyone doubting that this guy is a killer, please peep the high-as-possible buttoned plaid gangster shirt, wood-shop teacher eye protection, bandanna + flatbrim and Pedder-Ass mustache.... Cross him, and you'll know what time it is.

zeedeveel55 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:30:40 PM »

I just talked to a co-worker who helped a friend of his put a BOV on his wrx. a wrx which also has a CAI for the last 2 months. and is going to put a DP on soon. he said his friend is getting tuned in jersey next month or some shit, and i asked if he takes it easy on the throttle...nope. so i told him to tell his friend get tuned asap and stay out of boost. i literally just told him to tell his friend about the site....i hope this isn't him lol

Author Topic: New jack, thas wassup. (Read 5752 times)